How Much is Moe's Tavern Worth?

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How Much is Moe's Tavern Worth?

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We’re pretty big Simpsons fans here at Bizdaq, so we didn’t need to do too much research to work out how many customers Moe has, how much he charges and how much he makes from panda smuggling, whale stealing and running “the best damn pet shop in town!” amongst other illegal ventures.

How Much Money does Moe's Tavern make?

Barney and other bar patrons sit at the bar in Moe's Tavern

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Moe's always hatching ill-fated, ill-advised and illegal plans to try and make more money, so it's safe to say he doesn't make as much as he needs to.

Moe's Tavern Revenue



See how we valued annual revenue

How Much is the Moe's Tavern property worth?

Moe on Phone

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Moe is always doing something to the bar - be it turning it into Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag, Meaux's, or just setting it on fire for insurance money - but we're still not convinced he owns the building, based on his money woes.

Property Value (Towards the Valuation)



How Much are Moe's Assets Worth?

Flaming Moe

Moe's bar is as stark as it is dank, and aside from a pool table and Moe's boxing legacy in the women's toilet, he doesn't have many assets to sell.

Moe's Tavern Asset Value



Any Other Considerations?

Moe releases previously captured Pandas into the wilds of Springfield

Moe is no stranger to doing what he has to do to keep his bar open, and this brings in a good chunk of money over a year that he can use for the valuation.

Moe's Tavern Other Considerations



So How Much is Moe's Tavern Worth?

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Moe has put in years of hard work, but it’s just not paid off for him. He’s tried his best to make the bar profitable, changing it to Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag, Moe’s Pet Shop (and speakeasy) and Flaming Moe’s to name a few, however he’s always returned it to its regular “dank pit” state.

We Value Moe's Tavern At



Posted on September 19, 2016 | the Simpsons

By Tom Jeffries

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